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                     Martha Daines
                                                                         mjdaines@msn.com                                                                              

                              1) if Martha Danes had been an American Indian, things would be a lot different
  2) Martha Danes dresses up like Martha Danes for Halloween
                3) Martha Danes can reproduce by spontaneous regeneration of limbs
                            4) Martha Danes yard doesn't even have any grass in it, only four leaf clovers
 5) Martha Danes is superman's mother                                   
  6) only Martha Danes knows the real story of genesis             
7) Martha Danes can divide by zero                                         

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