| PLAYER PICTURE |
PLAYER NAME |
YEAR IN SCHOOL |
POSITION |
DEGREE |
NICKNAME |
QUOTE |
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Charles Reznikoff |
Done |
Coach |
Doctor |
CRez |
"Vicarious Living" |
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Chris York |
Dad |
Coach |
Teacher |
CY |
"Throw and Go!" |
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Jeff Anderson |
Senior |
Cutter/Captain |
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Josh Davidson |
Senior |
Defensive Handler/Captain |
Sociology-LCD |
Kosher |
"Karma's a bitch!" |
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Calvin Tam |
Junior |
Offensive Cutter |
Computer Engineering |
Sonic |
Calvin doesn't speak much |
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Chuck Hippman |
Grad Student |
Cutter |
MBA |
Cuchles |
"Did I say that?" |
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Dan Hoff |
Freshman |
Cutter |
Physics |
D-Ho |
"Throw me to the wolves, because there's order in the pack." |
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Jacob Gentz |
Senior |
"Veteran" |
Geography |
Devil's Hand |
"This guy is widely considered to be one of the top five (left-handed) players in the history of Minnesota Ultimate!!!!!"
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Jake Humphrey |
Freshman |
Handler |
Electrical Engineering |
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Michael Arenson |
Sophomore |
Cutter |
Biology |
Big Bird, Terrois (EARTH) |
"Sick" |
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Jerod Johnson |
Senior |
Cutter |
Art |
J-rod, Blaze (FIRE) |
"Ball gag" |
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Joel Johnson |
Senior |
Cutter |
Public Relations |
Hydro (Water) |
All sorts of strange noises |
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Peter Schmitt |
Sophomore |
Cutter |
German |
Big Stack, BDP, Noodle, Muzzle, Wind (WIND) |
Pete:"Y"
CY: "A"
Peter: "Y YAY!" |
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Carl Peaslee |
Freshman |
Handler |
|
Livestock (HEART) |
"It's PEASLEE! Not PEASLEY!" |
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John Rubin |
Freshman |
Cutter |
Bioproducts Biosystems Engineering |
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Josh Lais |
Junior |
Handler |
Mechanical Engineering |
Lais, Laiser, Squeak |
"Overrated" |
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Justin Gilbert |
Sophomore |
Handler |
Mechanical Engineering |
J Bert |
"It's always the cutter's fault" |
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Kevin Terry |
Senior |
Handler |
Political Science/ Chicano Studies |
K-K, Kansas, Dorothy, Kevdog, Kevlar, Kevtronics |
I invented the "duck duck grey duck" cheer at mardi gras '06. I was also the first person to lead this cheer. Ask Chuck. He'll probably say something like "I don't remember! Do you think I pay attention to these things?" but it's the honest-to-god truth. Just thought you should know. |
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Marcus Ellson |
Senior |
Ask Charlie |
Electrical Engineering |
Beastmaster |
"Ass goblin. End of story." |
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Russ Taylor |
Junior |
Handler |
Genetics and Cell Development |
Russell the Love Muscle |
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pile of leaves?
Rustle."
|
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Sean Narog |
Senior |
Handler |
Asian Languages and Literature, Global Studies, Marketing |
Rags, Rags Narog |
"Marcus, this song sucks!" |
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Tallis Boyd |
Sophomore |
Handler/Cutter |
Undecided |
Tito, T Boyd |
"Ich werde mit dir kaemphen" |
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Ethan Taylor |
Senior |
Cutter |
|
Ranger |
"Rerrrrooowww!!!" |
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Andrew Labonte |
Senior |
Handler |
|
NASCAR |
"Sorry I'm late, I ran into the cops." |
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Mark Rossing |
Grad Student |
Cutter |
Math Education |
Donk |
" I'm not saying that if you go to McDonald's you'll have a good meal. I'm saying that if you went to McDonald's, and had a good meal, you probably had breakfast." |
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Stephan Mance |
Freshman |
Cutter |
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Chris Demet |
Sophomore |
Handler |
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Buddy |
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Austin Juds |
Freshman |
Cutter |
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