Max Ernst Messes With The Accountant

It was a beige day not a gray day

nor a blue day but a beige day.

The accountant stared

at the light pea green ledger.

The red line for the balance

column seemed maroon, not red.

He summed and totalled to the

bottom of the page.

In black ink,

he entered three perfect twos.

They were the sum of the columns

that he totalled

that he had stared at all day.

His hand hesitated.

His eyes blurred.

If he but drew a one from the head of each two,

they would look like snails.

Beside them, he could put his correct

open topped fours that the firm dictated he use.

Seeing them in mirrored pairs,

fours looked like decapitated flowers.

Looping drooping nines belonged

to this garden of flowers and snails.

Sideways threes flew off his page

like butterflies.

Sunday, he had visited the art museum

with Rita who wore brown.

She always crossed her sevens

so they were never confused with ones.

None of this was a problem, really.

Resonating sixes and eights

shook like her bosom

when at the museum

she said with a great drinking sigh,

"Butterfly Collection"

I think this is his best one. Don't you?




© Gayle M. Petty
Originally published in
Treasure House


The Butterfly Collection
by Max Ernst



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