Stolen from LiveJournal's thedailyshow community:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That lightbulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?Posted by mike at November 11, 2004 07:41 PM | Comedy | TrackBack