Mike Hicks

I Just Flew In, and Boy, Is This Joke Tired

A punny joke floating around:

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Two known groups have been identified. Al-Gebra 1 and Al-Gebra 2. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.