GuloGulo: A novelty dildo is the perfect Valentine's Day gift.	Jacksinn: "We need to talk..." "Talk to the nipple, honey." "Uh... we need to suck -- I mean TALK! -- We need to talk... oh, this just isn't working!"	GuloGulo: "Crank? Yeah, maybe...maybe a little crank would be cool."
Jonesing: Hey! I remember this film from Junior High! "You, the Clap, and Your Inflated Scrotum"!	GuloGulo: Five degrees of sinus congestion.	Annakie7: Look, here's another one! How do these damn things keep getting in here?!?
GuloGulo: "I have nothing to declare but my genius." "Your what? Your penis?" "No, my...yes."	HanoverF: Uh-oh, she thinks the phone number is white chocolate	GuloGulo: His shirts--the finest silk. His cigars--Cuban. His porno--Big Fuckin' Tits. Available at your local newsstand.
ZebehnDeGeustaah: Mary never lived down her pitiful "mercy killing" attempt.	Jonesing: Kiss you?!? Are you kidding me! I don't want to get pregnant! You terd!	ZebehnDeGeustaah: "Ahhh...that unchewed rutabaga finally slid into my colon."

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