New captions Updated 3/5/06
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New captions Updated 3/5/06 |
 GuloGulo: The new Denver airport already looks dated. |  JoeCrow: By then my lungs were aching for air |  River Blue: "Your brownies are so good I need to shove my finger down my throat to taste them twice." |
 amycamus: "I hope you don't mind coffee brewed in the Davis Cup." |  Jazzsoda: It wasn't that Bill was a poor storyteller, people just had a hard time not being distracted by the jellyfish constantly being sucked into the vacuum in his skull-hole. |  Reynard_T_Fox: I was masturbating to my stolen billboard when the dame came in my office. |
 amycamus: "Infidel!" "Infidel!" |  Torgone: She prays for forgiveness that she's about to be sinfully NUDE. |  Hippie: We meet again, Mrs. Scheinbaum... but this time you can't squeeze my oranges and then put them back! Advantage: the Grocer! |
 amycamus: Meanwhile, inside Donald Rumsfeld's dreams... |  GersonK: "Go ahead kids. Suckle at my teats." |  E_B_A: all over her face. |
 Hippie: I hear they started fining networks $1,000 for saying the magic s-word. |  LauraPowers: "God... that pie was so fuckin' good..." |  Hippie: Few dare to venture here... through the Mines of Mormons! Careful, for they will wed you before you even hear them coming! |
 LauraPowers: Next on America's Funniest Home Videos... a man dies a terrible death. | | |