Maternal musings, son's counterpoint

Gadunkadunk... ...who said that?

Who says what?

Gadunkadunk

...Nobody. Nobody has ever said that.

No! That's not true. I've heard it before!

... ... ...

Do you mean badonkadonk?

Oh yeah! Yes!

::: insert explanation of term you'd rather not explain to your mother :::

Delinquent posting

Hewwo!

I have been delinquent in posting as a direct result of my roadtrip to VA.

New post soon.

In the meantime, the panoramic Blue Ridge Mountains.

Seer later

Yet another example of my clairvoyance:

Was watching PiR (the Price is right).

Thought, "They should play Plinko next."

AND THEN THE NEXT CONTESTANT PLAYED PLINKO!

It says otherwise

Eggland's Best may claim that their product represents a marriage between taste and nutrition, but the Bible clearly defines marriage as between taste and the olfactory sense.

Super

The commercials for Dr. Pepper Berries and Cream has me really yearning to try the product.

The last time I was that attached to a soda was when I super glued my lips and hands to a can Tab Energy.

New panda in town

Just so we're all on the same page here, my unequaled and unrequoited love for the squirrel and fox have been replaced by that of the red panda.

Independence

Yesterday we witnessed the end of project Yugoslavia, which was formed at the time with good intentions.
MACEDONIAN PRIME MINISTER VLADO BUCKOVSKI

Congratulations to Montenegro, the mothercountry, for it's sucessful bid of independence.

Alternate

An easy alternative to name tags: Post-It Notes.

Really, the world is not ready for my genious...

Moving out---update later!

Exhale

*sigh* Now that's the kind of semester I like to have. Let's see if this next semester will be as exhilarating! Up next on the schedule:

• Computational Fluid Mechanics
• Intermediate Dynamics
• Aircraft Design I
• Aeromechanics
• Thermal Science

But I have to get through the internship first! :)

Blankness of mind

Welp, finals are finally over, and...um...

...

what was I going to say?

CL

Doop de doo, look at me, I'm Carolus Linnaeus, father of modern taxonomy. I am sooooooo cool. I came up with binomial nomenclature while I had my powdered wig on. I'm also on the 100 kronor bank note. Durrr!

If you're out there CL, I will fight you!

Picturesque

It's a placid day on the lake, but the day is burning away fast. Only a small section of the sun is left looming over the horizon as the fog begins to curl back out of the shadows to dance on the mirror-surface of the olgiotropic haven. The water is so clear that one is compelled to cup the fluid and drink deeply from it. From afar, a loneRRRR R RRRRRRRRRRR! RRRRRRRRRR! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Excuse me, hello? Yeah, what's up buddy? Well, I was just sitting here enjoying the evening when you decided to start hacking away at those trees with your chainsaw about six feet from my head. Yeah well I gots a job to do, so RRRRR! RRRRR! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Hey, why don't you watch who you're pushing around, buddy! Don't call me your buddy, pal.

The lone loon calls to his mate, even though he has never seen her beWHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! What the hell are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing, I'm using an axe you freaking weirdo. Or is that too natural for you? Well I can hardly hear myself talk to myself. Up yours, buddy! Just finish what you're doing as fast as possible and get the hell out of here.

Hoot...hoot says the wise old owl. He has spottedKABOOM!

$#@!

Situation: In Duluth completing V2 rocket project on laptop computer, complete with simulation schematics and results.

Worst Case Scenario: Laptop dies.

Plan B: Bring Ol' Trusty Desktop computer down from Duluth and start project over again.

I'll see you in a couple of days...

For lack of a better thng

Knock Knock

(Who's there)

I'm up

(I'm up who)

hahaha!

Shetland

Get a haircut you damn hippy, damn shetland pony!