Gravy-in-a-can is the superior choice among the gravy-in-a-receptacle line of products, including imported Gravvy-in-a-can. It is superior because not only is it ready quick---eager to be spread on your instant mashed potaties (potatoes), but the can parts may be turned into weapons, such as a shuriken star (altered can top and bottom), and bowling tube (can body). Gravy-in-a-bottle is only good for bar fighting, wheras gravy-in-a-can weapons may be used for outright fighting as well as assasination.