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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Target basket

What's the best method of carrying a hand basket from a superstore such as Target? Namely, what's the best method while still retaining one's masculinity?

No matter how carefully I balance the items in the basket, once I drop it to my side the items shift to one side or the other. This has the result of tipping the unit so that either the bottom corner or top corner digs into my thigh.

5 Comments:

k-bot said...

It has alway been my opinion that those handles are poorly designed and condusive to wrist strain. When one is gripping the handles for carrying they are sadly aligned perpendicular to one's velocity vector when in fact they should be parallel to it.

4/06/2006 8:05 PM  
jkirlin said...

Just whatever you do..DO NOT bend your arm and hold it in front of you or put your arm THROUGH the hoops. But..wait....

WHY ARE YOU BUYING MORE THAN 2 ITEMS AT A TIME?

4/06/2006 11:13 PM  
Andrew said...

Sounds painfull, get a cart. That way you can run into people and carry more than two things. Plus you can run down the aisles and then jump on the back of the cart Wheeee!!!!!

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4/07/2006 1:54 AM  
bricotrout said...

the easiest way to look cool while holding a basket is to throw in a copy of maxim and an 84 pack of magnums. aint noone gonna look at you weird when yore carrying those around.

4/07/2006 8:57 AM  
SpyGirl said...

Uhh...

No comment!

4/13/2006 11:00 AM  

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