Branson 2006

As I sit here with a henna stain on my leg that reads "B'06," I must relay to you exactly how awesome Branson/Kimberling City, MO/Fayetteville, AK was. Fark those non-Branson naysayers who said it would suck! Good company, good scenery, and

things that must never be spoken of again.

Some keywords from Branson 2006:

• Bocce ball
• Archery
• Bocce balls in shirts
• Arbor Mist
• Predator World
• Timeshare
• Jacuzzi
• Tornado touchdown
• Animal skins parking lot
• Confederate flags
• Black mamba
• Helen Keller
• Shuffleboard
• Dams
• The Bearded Clam
• Debris-strewn mini golf
• Green mamba
• Shoji Tabuchi
• Waffle House
• Pornographic chocolate

Also, tomorrow's my 21st birthday so don't forget to toast your old compadre Spaceman Axdahl at midnight tonight!