The Adventures of Peter the Penny Pincher, Part I
Welcome to Le Bon Poisson Bleu, sir and madam. Do you have a reservation this evening?
Erm, no. How long will it be until you have a table for two open?
I'm sorry sir, but we currently have an estimated wait time of forty minutes.
[lowers voice] Well that's too bad because I'm on a date with this lovely lady. Perhaps you, me, and Presidents Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, and Lincoln can work something out?
[beat]
Just between you and me, sir, you'll have to do a little better than four cents.
Erm, no. How long will it be until you have a table for two open?
I'm sorry sir, but we currently have an estimated wait time of forty minutes.
[lowers voice] Well that's too bad because I'm on a date with this lovely lady. Perhaps you, me, and Presidents Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, and Lincoln can work something out?
[beat]
Just between you and me, sir, you'll have to do a little better than four cents.
"ma'am"
4 Comments:
ergtimh
Every real girl tows infinite mascera handles
sytgp
Sages yawn, telling goats party?
No wonder they only say "Benjaman!" (Dammit, I know I spelled that wrong...argh!)
BTBKJ
Benjaman tickled Betty's kissable jowls.
you rock my world...penny pincher
xgnakf
Xray'ed Gonads Nearly Altered Kristen's Fish
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