That's amore

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Thank you for coming down so quickly, Mr. Recknor—your ex-wife had listed you as one of her emergency contacts.

Yes...why, yes...of course. What seems to be the problem, officer?

'Doctor' will do just fine. Anyways, she had some cranial trauma and we've put her in an induced coma, but we expect a full recovery.

Pull the plug.

So if you'll just sign...excuse me?

She told me that if she was ever in a coma she didn't want to be a fruit.

That's...that's not even the right idiom. Besides, it's an induced coma, so I don't really think she meant...

She has it in writing! *hands doctor document*

*examining document* Sir, this is a police citation for public drunkenness and lewdness...issued one hour ago...

That'll teach her for cheating on me. So if you'll kindly repsect her wishes, officer...

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Happy Valentines Day!