Pestulance
I'd never wish death upon anyone.
Maybe every once in awhile I'll wish Crohn's Disease on someone, but never death.
Crohn's Disease Warranting Offenses
Maybe every once in awhile I'll wish Crohn's Disease on someone, but never death.
Crohn's Disease Warranting Offenses
- Driving the wrong way on a one way and honking at me as if I'm the one driving the wrong way.
- Stealing my good mechanical pencil and not giving it back.
- Eating potato chips with mouth open.
- Successfully pulling off a Hurricane (degree of difficulty 4.9), but not sticking the landing.
- Spilling acetone on my hands in lab.
"ma'am"
3 Comments:
oooo. Crohn's disease, now that is waaay worse than death. Seriously, I worked with this girl at the State Fair last summer who had it...let's just say she's a bitch. But anyway, she said she used to poop out like 1/2 cups of solid blood. And then she had to take stool samples by pooping into this catcher/sifter of poop.
ywuze
Your weiner uses zesty elements.
Yeowch!
wuckboza
I think that code is a word in itself.
Kristen and the topic of pooping, only a farm girl can find a way to bring it up in every conversation...
JLMLWSIL
James licked Molly's lemon while Singing in London
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