Memorable quotes
Today's quotes a la Great Grandpa Smith:
"I need to go ta' the store...I need pop and I need prunes."
"Want to see a picture of a fat baby?"
[stumbles] "oop...I lost my balance there. Old bankers lose their balance."
"I need to go ta' the store...I need pop and I need prunes."
"Want to see a picture of a fat baby?"
[stumbles] "oop...I lost my balance there. Old bankers lose their balance."
"ma'am"
2 Comments:
At least you have a banker, unlike the people at Wells Fargo who have some old Prospector that puts their money in the ground and says he will remeber it by "putting a pine cone over where it's buried", because that's the same guy that drives their stage coach, Whiskey Pete, and you get to say "Oh Whiskey!!! You Rascal!! What are you going to do next??"
BHKXU
Big Hands Karate Xterminates University!!!
-Sweet no class tomorrow...I wish
Hehe! My grandpas never really said much...one would say, "Ah goddammit...git that focking ball up there!" The other would say, "Nice weather we're having, eh? It's gonna be a good day to mow!"
WXZBIR
Wild X-citement zipps brazzenly into romance.
Haha! Ohhhkay...
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