Wetjet
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The Swiffer WetJet is the crappiest "mop" ever invented.
"Buhhhhh...I'm the Swiffer WetJet...Duhhhhh...I convert easily sweepable dust into a gloopy mess and push it around your hardwood floors. Buhhh...I couldn't even absorb water if I wanted, so I'll leave the slop on the floor for you to pick up with paper towels.
Duhhhh!"
The Swiffer WetJet is the crappiest "mop" ever invented.
"Buhhhhh...I'm the Swiffer WetJet...Duhhhhh...I convert easily sweepable dust into a gloopy mess and push it around your hardwood floors. Buhhh...I couldn't even absorb water if I wanted, so I'll leave the slop on the floor for you to pick up with paper towels.
Duhhhh!"
"ma'am"
13 Comments:
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Queer kings bore false heritage, verily.
Good ole cleaning is the best, git down on the knees and wipe all that stuff up! No wonder I got knobby knees, ay!
fkbqua
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Mops are from hell, period!
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Giant jolly penis's just satisfy you wonderfully somedays.
This was HARD! hehe
Dust first with the swiffer dry mop, that way you get all the little dustys collected before mopping your floors. Or try vacuming your floors than mopping them, anything will do before moppping to gest dust up so that it is not turned int to the grey goo.
CVHHE
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jdxkzml
jazz-dubbed xylophones know zero musical lullabys.
MCYSU
Mr. Cock you're so unusual.
Sorry that's the first thing that came to mind.
I wonder if that bathroom cleaner thing is equally as crappy. I think it might be even crappier.
Could be the "pad" was put on it upside down -my kid did that-& it was a mess. I laughed till he put on another one the right side up.
I seen ZZ top at the zoo with Jiss.
izzzk
yeah for me! got a musical one!
TLDAZI
tonight, lay down and zoom in
oh my god THAT didn't make sense! i suck at this!
Sasha, Don't beat yourself up. I thought that one turned out well.
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ILQDNES
I Love Queer Day Now Every Sunday!!!
Man I can't believe I got that to work and rhyme!!!
someone is a sucker!!!! rofl!! not wanting to be a know-it-all but i noticed in the commercial that whenever the mop was pushed forward it would go off the screen before coming back. then they would lift it up and show you a clean floor and dirty mop. i said to myself loudly "wait a minute, i want to see what the floor looks like over there where you stopped pushing the dirt. did it pick it up or leave it on the floor???" now i know the answer. thanks erik. ha!
Okay, in my own defense: my roommates bought the damn thing, not me! I'm old fashioned with my cleaning.
hehe... floors are best done on hands and knees with a rag...
Oh, the fun of cleaning! May I help? Have you yet met Mr. Clean? --> "Known to insiders as "The Big Guy," Mr. Clean has gained solid support from cleaning devotees over the past four decades. A true Renaissance man, Mr. Clean has kept up with the changing times by finding new ways to institute cleaning equality in all facets of the home. Last year, he launched an exciting new product, the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser™, which cleans everything from scuff marks to crayon on the walls. And most recently, he ventured into the automobile world with the introduction of Mr. Clean AutoDry™ Carwash, which guarantees a spot-free finish with no hand drying." I am aware of the fact that the last sentence is of no use to you, Maverick.
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