Two dumb engineers talk about nothing: Judgement Day
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(walking between classes)
...the Ballrus
What?
That's your animal spirit guide, the Ballrus.
What kind of animal is that?
It's a spherical wallrus.
So is it bloated or is it compressed?
It's a perfect sphere.
But is it bloated or compressed into a perfect sphere?
Bloated I suppose...for density's sake. It can either bounce or float.
What's your animal spirit guide?
The Bearfallo. Guess what that is.
I'll guess half raccoon and half squirrel.
No! You know that's not true! It's half bear, half buffalo!
I want my spirit guide to be the Beefallo.
What is that, half cow, half buffalo? Wait, did you say beefallo or beefallo?
The second one—a beefallo couldn't be alive because beef is made of dead cows.
*laughs*
*laughs*
(And then we parted ways)
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(walking between classes)
...the Ballrus
What?
That's your animal spirit guide, the Ballrus.
What kind of animal is that?
It's a spherical wallrus.
So is it bloated or is it compressed?
It's a perfect sphere.
But is it bloated or compressed into a perfect sphere?
Bloated I suppose...for density's sake. It can either bounce or float.
What's your animal spirit guide?
The Bearfallo. Guess what that is.
I'll guess half raccoon and half squirrel.
No! You know that's not true! It's half bear, half buffalo!
I want my spirit guide to be the Beefallo.
What is that, half cow, half buffalo? Wait, did you say beefallo or beefallo?
The second one—a beefallo couldn't be alive because beef is made of dead cows.
*laughs*
*laughs*
(And then we parted ways)
"ma'am"
7 Comments:
awesome... i love titillating conversation... (sp?)
HAHA!! You guys and your weird convos! Atleast you arn't comparing hair length with someone of the opposite sex, hehe!!
I heart dumb engineers. ;)
Are spirit guides-ghost' or voka, whiskey or whatever?
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damn... I came back a zillion times and the word verification is still comprised of all exes and zees and like 15 letters long... sigh... i need to think harder ?
i meant that comment to go on the post below... silly.
yeah, you should hear our conversations when we're not sober.
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