What lies beneith
Dear pimple lying deep under my skin on my hairline,
I can't see you, but I know you're there. I don't know what I did to offend you—to make you withdraw from the world—but I wish you would reveal yourself so we can discuss this like civilized gentlemen.
When you rear your ugly head I am going to pop you to all hell so you die a violent death and are gone from me—from civilized western civilization—forever.
Okay, perhaps that was a little harsh. I'll take some of the blame—I probably didn't pay as much attention as I should have to your homestead during my evening face washing routine. Regardless, you're probably too submerged for the benzoyl peroxide to have proper effect. However, although you may think that is a blessing, you must consider the kind of life you have been born into.
A life where you have to run and hide for as long as possible before I find you and destroy you.
Sorry, that's the pain talking. That's not the real me.
Regards,
Your Executioner
I can't see you, but I know you're there. I don't know what I did to offend you—to make you withdraw from the world—but I wish you would reveal yourself so we can discuss this like civilized gentlemen.
When you rear your ugly head I am going to pop you to all hell so you die a violent death and are gone from me—from civilized western civilization—forever.
Okay, perhaps that was a little harsh. I'll take some of the blame—I probably didn't pay as much attention as I should have to your homestead during my evening face washing routine. Regardless, you're probably too submerged for the benzoyl peroxide to have proper effect. However, although you may think that is a blessing, you must consider the kind of life you have been born into.
A life where you have to run and hide for as long as possible before I find you and destroy you.
Sorry, that's the pain talking. That's not the real me.
Regards,
Your Executioner
"ma'am"
4 Comments:
I bet you can't stop touching it.
i have this huge, huge zit on the tip of my nose that's made me look like rudolph for almost a week now, and i dare not touch it for fear of it getting back at me and reproducing elsewhere on my face. if i had the zit where yours is, that would be heaven.
visited your site through osbasso's - i liked your answers to his last post. :)
sasha,
you visited him through Os? WTF! you could have visited him through me or kalani too! EVERYONE has the spaceman linked!! ;)
brico ~ yeah yeah, i realize i've been living under a rock now ok? but it's not too late now is it? :)
erik ~ thanks for the comment you left on my site... and with your permission, i am linking you as well just to shut brico up! duh! ;)
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