Somnambulizzle
Besides the sleeptalking thing, I'm a quiet sleeper. No snoring. No Frankenstein noises.
I think that's important, don't you?
In my opinion, the sleeptalking thing can be excused because, hey, who doesn't love a sleeptalker? Who wouldn't want to walk in on me giggling and musing that "I've got a red sled!" (has happened). If I were you, that'd brighten my night.
When I was a wee Erik, I walked in my sleep infrequently. Add to that the uncanny ability back then as I do now to completely roll my eyes back into my head, and you've got a pretty scary looking zombie child roaming the house at the witching hour. Imagine the surprise (read: fright) of my parents when I'd arrive at their door, eyes rolled back in my head, saying that "I want to sleep with you two tonight..."
I can't wait to pass those genes on!
I think that's important, don't you?
In my opinion, the sleeptalking thing can be excused because, hey, who doesn't love a sleeptalker? Who wouldn't want to walk in on me giggling and musing that "I've got a red sled!" (has happened). If I were you, that'd brighten my night.
When I was a wee Erik, I walked in my sleep infrequently. Add to that the uncanny ability back then as I do now to completely roll my eyes back into my head, and you've got a pretty scary looking zombie child roaming the house at the witching hour. Imagine the surprise (read: fright) of my parents when I'd arrive at their door, eyes rolled back in my head, saying that "I want to sleep with you two tonight..."
I can't wait to pass those genes on!
"ma'am"
5 Comments:
ok, so let's see. you sleeptalk, you sleepwalk, you roll your eyes to the back of your head while in deep slumber, but you DON'T snore?
man, between you and a guy that DOES snore... whew. tough pick. so since i sleeptalk too, you think i should choose a snorer? :)
ahhh...no problem...what you need to do is marry someone who has a hearing problem and they will NEVER hear you say/do anything during the night.
In fact, I never knew that my dad could snoore until he took a nap about 4 years ago and holy cow, what a racket. HAHA!!
hehe, okay. I think I should clarify and say that I no longer sleepwalk.
Well...bummer. How can I explain thosse dark haired kids who look NOTHING like their father?
i'm a sleep talker and my husband figured out that if he asked me questions while i was in "sleeptalk" mode, i would answer them...
WITH BLATANT AND HUMILIATING HONESTY.
marry someone who is deaf and not nearly as deviant as my other half.
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