Money
So this morning I logged onto my e-Bank and expected my paycheck to have been deposited, but it wasn't.
This is bad during the holiday season.
So I put in my gold teeth and brass knuckles and I barked, "Where's my money beyotch!"
Then I realized today is Tuesday, and direct deposit day is Wednesday. I thought today was Wednesday.
This is error #2 in what's turning out to be a ditzy day for me (attributed to wakeful slumber last night).
Earlier this morning I briefly turned the wrong way onto a one-way. Worse yet, this is a one-way I'm very familar with as I live on it.
This makes me madder than a cut snake because it's not even noon!
This is bad during the holiday season.
So I put in my gold teeth and brass knuckles and I barked, "Where's my money beyotch!"
Then I realized today is Tuesday, and direct deposit day is Wednesday. I thought today was Wednesday.
This is error #2 in what's turning out to be a ditzy day for me (attributed to wakeful slumber last night).
Earlier this morning I briefly turned the wrong way onto a one-way. Worse yet, this is a one-way I'm very familar with as I live on it.
This makes me madder than a cut snake because it's not even noon!
"ma'am"
6 Comments:
I bet those gold teeth are hella sexy ;)
what if your paycheck was IN you?
you should stop drinking before noon.
=)
we all have shit days. take it easy. :)
HAHA! I only have those days at work, thank god! I'd turn into the wrong department, asking for the wrong thing from the wrong person. WOo...major blush!
Erik...guess what?! It's PAY DAY! Go spend!
Mine's not till tomorrow and I still think it's the weekend due to no school for two weeks, YAY!
Erik, take a look at your shirt, are you wearing it inside-out?
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