General Burnside
Edit for personally known denizens of Minneapolis:
I had lunch with Juliana today and you didn't!
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What's with the obsession with mutton chops these days?
My lab professor has mutton chops, but at least he seems to have Irish heritage, so I suppose it works. I don't even know his real name—I just call him "mutton chops."
I almost got in an accident yesterday because the fellow driving next to me had big ol' mutton chops and an evil eye. I couldn't stop staring. He's probably a professional mystic or wizard or something. Probably.
There's a kid in my class who is the epitome of someone who should never have facial hair. This is because he has neck hair that connects with his facial hair. Now he's trying to grow a pair of chops, but they're far too thin, patchy and, well, they connect with his neck hair. Does he know this? I'd tell him myself, but the desire to strike his face in an attempt to kill his facial hair would be too great.
I had lunch with Juliana today and you didn't!
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What's with the obsession with mutton chops these days?
My lab professor has mutton chops, but at least he seems to have Irish heritage, so I suppose it works. I don't even know his real name—I just call him "mutton chops."
I almost got in an accident yesterday because the fellow driving next to me had big ol' mutton chops and an evil eye. I couldn't stop staring. He's probably a professional mystic or wizard or something. Probably.
There's a kid in my class who is the epitome of someone who should never have facial hair. This is because he has neck hair that connects with his facial hair. Now he's trying to grow a pair of chops, but they're far too thin, patchy and, well, they connect with his neck hair. Does he know this? I'd tell him myself, but the desire to strike his face in an attempt to kill his facial hair would be too great.
"ma'am"
6 Comments:
I think they're kinda cool actually, unless they are way huge... but I've always been a fan of sideburns.
*raises her hand and waves wildly*
I have a question...Mutton chops?? I'm thinking beef chips? Eitherway, it sounds....gross!!
Neck hair that "CONNECTS" with facial hair? Perhaps he's trying to become a Werewolf?
Neck hair that "CONNECTS" with facial hair?
Ewwwwww.
That is all.
I don't mind it at all, it looks good when neck hair and face hair grows together. What's wrong with you humans?
Now leg hair growing into butt hair - that's a bit gross to me. Saw it once on a hissy kitty down the block. Yikes!
Cal the Wonderdog
"mutton chops"? like "lamb chops"? :)
mutton chops are a very frightening fashion trend. very frightening indeed. some things should stay back in the victorian era where they belong
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