Warren Chesney

Upon arriving back in Duluth, MN, my childhood home was not my first stop. Nay, I immediately descended unto my local Duluth barbershop to recieve a hair(s) cut from my exclusive and bald barber, Warren Chesney. He is trained well in the art of keeping customers, as evidenced by the fact that only a couple people outside of him have molested my hair and also by the fact that I was able to go without a haircut since August.

Also, his is a household name amongst my more knowledgeable friends.

"Erik. Why don't you get a haircut—you need one."
"Because he's waiting to go back to Duluth so Warren Chesney can cut his hair."