An Open Memo, Redux
To the person sitting next to me in lecture while slobbering on a Halls Losenge,
I’ll concede that it’s cold and flu season, but that smacking sound you’re creating is hideously sickening. There is no need to clack the thing on your teeth and subsequently make gurgling noises as you move it around your cavernous maw.
Furthermore, I’m getting intoxicated on those crazy menthol fumes.
Cease, desist, and enjoy your Halls Eucalyptus with mouth closed.
Sincerely,
Erik “Red Eye” Axdahl
I’ll concede that it’s cold and flu season, but that smacking sound you’re creating is hideously sickening. There is no need to clack the thing on your teeth and subsequently make gurgling noises as you move it around your cavernous maw.
Furthermore, I’m getting intoxicated on those crazy menthol fumes.
Cease, desist, and enjoy your Halls Eucalyptus with mouth closed.
Sincerely,
Erik “Red Eye” Axdahl
"ma'am"
4 Comments:
That should totally be your new nickname, Erik "Red Eye" Axdahl. The next time I see you I am going to address you as Red Eye, that way you can be like Captain Arghhhh The Death Pirate who was going to replace Goldy as the school's mascot.
Have a good one Red Eye
Haha .. that is hillarious! Poor you! I bet it weren't just your eyes who turned bright red, but your entire face, right? Maybe you should bring him/her some tea with honey next time?
What are you the annoying people police?
I'm so watching myself around you now. And I am crazy jealous of all these people who know you in the outernet. Grrrr.
definitely know what you mean about irritating personas in lectures. Especially ones who eat anything in class. Augh the rustling...
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