My antiperspirant

I wear cologne. It's a domestic product that goes by the name Speed Stick 24-Hour Protection Antiperspirant. Cool Fusion scent.

I ran across this Boon From Heaven™ in High School after a lifetime of transient relationships with different deoderants. Sure they would do the job, but there was always something wrong. Too musky. Wouldn't last long enough. Poor taste when grated onto spaghetti. There was always somthing, and so my eye would wander.

One day when I least expected it (as is usually the case) I came across this new (read: New!) stick in Walgreens. It's scent was unlike anything that I have ever experienced. Distinct, yet not overpowering. It did indeed smell as how I had always dreamed cold fusion would smell like. It was something you could bring home to the family, and so I did.

And we've been together ever since.

On distinct and numerous enclosed-space occurances, I've been the subject of a "what smells so good?" uttered by another person (usually female). Never have I encountered an antiperspirant that actually strokes my ego, and therefore Mennen has a lifetime customer.

And they lived happily ever after