High in calcium (with active yogurt cultures, including L. acidophilus)
After coming home from work and before going symphony orchestra rehearsal on Monday and Wednesday evenings, I like to enjoy a 6OZ(170g) tubette of Yoplait Original yogurt. Of the myriad flavors available, I must say that White Chocolate Cranberry is king (or “queen,” as I have been informed that indulging in such snacks is womanly).
That is, however, beside the point.
Semi-consistently (approximately .90 out of 1.00 times), I get some yogurt feedback when I attempt to open the lid via its conveniently placed tab. As soon as I peel back the foil enough to expose the inner atmosphere of the Yoplait-verse to our world, a yogurt projectile will launch itself from the rim of parcel directly onto my shirt. My prompt counter attack (read: licking thumb and rubbing spot) always does the trick, but the memory of such incidents usually make me think twice before buying a ticket on the train to Strawberry Cheesecake/French Vanilla/White Chocolate Cranberry/Piña Colada bliss.
I am open to suggestions.
That is, however, beside the point.
Semi-consistently (approximately .90 out of 1.00 times), I get some yogurt feedback when I attempt to open the lid via its conveniently placed tab. As soon as I peel back the foil enough to expose the inner atmosphere of the Yoplait-verse to our world, a yogurt projectile will launch itself from the rim of parcel directly onto my shirt. My prompt counter attack (read: licking thumb and rubbing spot) always does the trick, but the memory of such incidents usually make me think twice before buying a ticket on the train to Strawberry Cheesecake/French Vanilla/White Chocolate Cranberry/Piña Colada bliss.
I am open to suggestions.
"ma'am"
5 Comments:
Spatter guard?
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Either that or place a gal with an eager mouth in front of you as you open it, hehe!
Sadly I can't volunteer...I don't like milk or dairy products.
OMG Roselly said eager mouth... that is SO me!
I saw at Kirlin's your newest addiction so i had to come stalk you.
Eager mouth indeed.
yes, I know what you are talking about. I love yogurt too. I find that opening it and projecting it away from you does the trick. If you do it on a table then the little poops that come out go on the table and not your shirt and/or pants.
To make matters worst...I did immediately think of Kalani for the 'eager mouth' bit...but I figured she'd say something sooner or later, hehe *winks*
Roselly you know me too well! Thanks for the laugh honey!
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