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Friday, November 25, 2005

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What's Mrs. Claus's first name?

On the TV news, they interviewed her and subtitled her name as Mrs. Santa Claus, which is technically correct if the news were a preacher introducting the new couple to a congregation just after they got married.

I just tried googling how long the two have been married, but instead got a webpage pertaining to Michael Jackson's marriage history. Therefore, I have not dug further into the research in hopes of not stumbling across more disturbing non-Santa related facts.

The point is, I'm sure they've been married for awhile. She should really try to regain some of her identity and tell us her first name.

Unless they're waiting for the last season of Christmas to reveal the fact, kind of like how we didn't learn MacGyver's first name was Angus until the very end.

3 Comments:

Roselly said...

How do I know that you don't want to feel up Mrs Clase so you can get more presents? I bet her first name is Betty? Or even Noel?

11/26/2005 8:41 AM  
Femi-mommy said...

macgyver's first name was agnus?

11/30/2005 2:40 PM  
No One In Particular said...

I thought I was the only one that had wondered what her first name was. Whew!

12/29/2005 2:28 PM  

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