Me, John McCain, and Dennis Rodman
I’m a maverick, baby, not nothing can hold be back down.
What’s this? Take a Penny, Leave a Penny? How’s about I take two pennies with which to pay the cashier. Yeah, that’s right. And I’m not going to leave a penny, either. As a matter of fact, I’m going to take yet another penny for my own personal use.
Hey, Squirrel! Yeah, you! What’s the matter—forget where you buried your nuts? Oh boy, you sure look dumb bounding around trying to remember where you buried your nuts. Why don’t you…uh…remember where you buried your nuts? Haha! I’m cool.
What’s this, a one hour parking zone? I think I’ll park here for two and a half hours, thank you very much. What are you going to do about it, huh? Oh…I guess you’ll leave a parking ticket on my windshield. Well played. Oh, wait—I’m a maverick! I wish I could see their faces when they open up that envelope and find $34.00 in Monopoly money. I am the best maverick ever.
What’s this? Take a Penny, Leave a Penny? How’s about I take two pennies with which to pay the cashier. Yeah, that’s right. And I’m not going to leave a penny, either. As a matter of fact, I’m going to take yet another penny for my own personal use.
Hey, Squirrel! Yeah, you! What’s the matter—forget where you buried your nuts? Oh boy, you sure look dumb bounding around trying to remember where you buried your nuts. Why don’t you…uh…remember where you buried your nuts? Haha! I’m cool.
What’s this, a one hour parking zone? I think I’ll park here for two and a half hours, thank you very much. What are you going to do about it, huh? Oh…I guess you’ll leave a parking ticket on my windshield. Well played. Oh, wait—I’m a maverick! I wish I could see their faces when they open up that envelope and find $34.00 in Monopoly money. I am the best maverick ever.
"ma'am"
5 Comments:
Too funny. You are the best maverick ever.
Hi Erik
Yes there is context behind that post. I just think it's interesting how people are afraid to cry and I don't think it is scary.
HAHA...so you got a parking ticket also?! I had to fork over 34 dollars too...dang cops! Although I wasn't sure if I had to pay or not, so I did...and so far, no deposit has been made! *gasp* I just might get my money back!!
And...ya know, since you're such a Bryan Adams fan...I know someone you'd like to meet..a fellow Bryan Adams frantic(whom is not me!)!!
34$ for a frickin parking ticket?! damn remind me never to move to where ever the hell you are. what did you do? park infront of a freakin ER?!
Here Erik this is for you. You are the one who has the thing for back dimples right...?
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