Don't judge me!
I love peaches, and I shouldn't have to justify my adoration for them.
I just got back from the store and I came back with White Cranberry Juice with Peach and Peach Fresca and if they made Kool Aid: Peach Explosion I would have bought that as well. Instead, I bought Black Cherry, the queen of the Kool Aides. Peach would be king.
I also have four cans of sliced peaches in my cupboard. Del Monte, you know. I always keep one on refridgerated reserve.
What is it about peaches that makes me as giddy as Roberto Benini and desirous to release doves from a pink zeppelin with a smiley face painted on one side and gorilla silhouette splashed on the other? This I can not explain, nor should I be required to. The important thing is I'm devoted.
I reslish the memory of the last peach I sank my cuspids into. The one with that tender, fuzzy outer layer holding in that sweet, succulent meat. Even the core is exciting, as it contains trace amounts of cyanide. When you're done eating the peach, you can play Secret Agent with the peach pit in your mouth and bite down on it when you're captured by the Soviets.
I just got back from the store and I came back with White Cranberry Juice with Peach and Peach Fresca and if they made Kool Aid: Peach Explosion I would have bought that as well. Instead, I bought Black Cherry, the queen of the Kool Aides. Peach would be king.
I also have four cans of sliced peaches in my cupboard. Del Monte, you know. I always keep one on refridgerated reserve.
What is it about peaches that makes me as giddy as Roberto Benini and desirous to release doves from a pink zeppelin with a smiley face painted on one side and gorilla silhouette splashed on the other? This I can not explain, nor should I be required to. The important thing is I'm devoted.
I reslish the memory of the last peach I sank my cuspids into. The one with that tender, fuzzy outer layer holding in that sweet, succulent meat. Even the core is exciting, as it contains trace amounts of cyanide. When you're done eating the peach, you can play Secret Agent with the peach pit in your mouth and bite down on it when you're captured by the Soviets.
"ma'am"
3 Comments:
I think i can make a freudian assuption about why you like peaches....
Tom Robbins
SLw/WP
Peachfish
nuf said.
I'm a peach fiend as well. (Black Cherry Kool-Aid is the shit, too. Especially with vodka.) If you ever feel like venturing into the tea horizon, try Snapple's Peach Iced Tea. During the summer I am known to drink a case a week.
I dip my Nutter Butters in black cherry kool-aid, it's yummy.
And now I know what to get you for your birthday.
Also I used your avatar on my blog as a link icon for you. If this is a problem let me know, okay? Okay.
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