Bugdar
I am invisible to the radar which bugs possess...a feature which I like to call "bugdar." This is a double-edged sword.
On one hand, I never got bit once by a mosquito over the last summer.
On the other hand, flies and bees fly directly into my facial features: nose, eyes, and even mouth sometimes.
Ptooey. Watch where you're going, buddy!
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If you're a fan of Jonathan Coulton (see sidebar links), you'll love his cover of "Baby Got Back." Check it out. Or not. Or fly directly into my facial features.
On one hand, I never got bit once by a mosquito over the last summer.
On the other hand, flies and bees fly directly into my facial features: nose, eyes, and even mouth sometimes.
Ptooey. Watch where you're going, buddy!
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If you're a fan of Jonathan Coulton (see sidebar links), you'll love his cover of "Baby Got Back." Check it out. Or not. Or fly directly into my facial features.
"ma'am"
2 Comments:
HAHA!! Man! You should actually try that while on a motorcyle WEARING glasses. GEEEEZ, worst time ever in my life despite the fabulous ride I had. *sighs*
Thanks. Thinking of you as a gnome does make me feel much better :)
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