Don't eat me because I'm beautiful
Have you ever laid your eyes on something so cute that you just want to do strange and paradoxically unkind things to it?
For example, when I see this picture...
...I am so overcome with the cuteness (like, Level 11 Danger Cuteness) that I just...I just want to scoop those little babies up and just pop 'em in my mouth. For no apparent reason, either—just because they're just so darn cute! I'd be really careful to make sure no harm came to them, but I'm sure they'd be horribly, yet cutely, confused nonetheless.
Is that so wrong?
For example, when I see this picture...
...I am so overcome with the cuteness (like, Level 11 Danger Cuteness) that I just...I just want to scoop those little babies up and just pop 'em in my mouth. For no apparent reason, either—just because they're just so darn cute! I'd be really careful to make sure no harm came to them, but I'm sure they'd be horribly, yet cutely, confused nonetheless.
Is that so wrong?
"ma'am"
5 Comments:
That's VERY wrong...
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Thats hot I feel about my children. Nothing wrong with that at all.
I often hear mothers say they want to eat their babies...Sometimes I just want to squeeze things, not maliciously, but I just want to squeeze. Kind of like a hug, but not really.
This made me laugh out loud and then I made Link read it and he laughed out loud too. I'm making bread... it should be done in about an hour and a half. You can have some if we can borrow your vacuum again.
not wrong - creepy and kinda kinky in a sick way - but not wrong
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