Bonus DVD Material

So, there's these two guys in a bar...

...wait, that's not right. Let me see...

OK.

So, there's two cows in a field, right?

I mean, I know that premise isn't very realistic because a dairy farmer actually needs about 500 cows to be competetive in today's market, but let's just say that the cows' owner is just a hobbyist. There's only two of them.

This is a joke, by the way.

So, there's two cows in a field, and one turns to the other and he says, "Hey, I read in the human newspapers that"--okay, so cows can't read, but I guess you'll have to grant that premise as well. This joke isn't scientific at all, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not good at this. I'll just tell the joke already.

So, the cow turns to the other and says, "Hey, I was reading in the human newspapers that there's this 'Mad Cow' disease going around. I'm really worried about contracting said disease."

And the other one replies, "OH YEAH, BUT I'M NOT WORRIED--I'M A HELICOPTER!"

haha! Get it? The cow's actually a helicopter...right? Wait, that can't be right...