A Day in the Life
It's 11:11, make a wish...
Well, it's been a couple days and a couple hundred dollars, but Chris and I, room-mates extrordinaire (but not in that way), are starting to just get settled in to our room in a house in Dinkytown right by the U of M campus in Minneapolis in Minnesota in the United States of America on the face of Planet Earth in Our Solar System in the Milky Way in the Universe floating on a Brane in a sea of Branes.
Also, I've learned that if you go into a grocery store without a list, you spend $53.15. I mean, you get a couple week's worth of food so it works out in the end; however, you leave with a pit in your stomach at the thought of spending $53.15 on something that will be pooped away. Yes, poop. Away. Poop away.
But it all floats away as I lie on my cozy air mattress on my softest of soft sheets on my bed bought at Ikea.
Plus, I've got my great friends, a wonderful girlfriend, and a supportive family--so you know what? Life is good.
Well, it's been a couple days and a couple hundred dollars, but Chris and I, room-mates extrordinaire (but not in that way), are starting to just get settled in to our room in a house in Dinkytown right by the U of M campus in Minneapolis in Minnesota in the United States of America on the face of Planet Earth in Our Solar System in the Milky Way in the Universe floating on a Brane in a sea of Branes.
Also, I've learned that if you go into a grocery store without a list, you spend $53.15. I mean, you get a couple week's worth of food so it works out in the end; however, you leave with a pit in your stomach at the thought of spending $53.15 on something that will be pooped away. Yes, poop. Away. Poop away.
But it all floats away as I lie on my cozy air mattress on my softest of soft sheets on my bed bought at Ikea.
Plus, I've got my great friends, a wonderful girlfriend, and a supportive family--so you know what? Life is good.
"ma'am"
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