Humor
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"Breeds" of dog? These were listed on license applications and want forms at US shelters - thanks to Jill Johnson via e-mail, June 14, 2002.
Cavalier Cocker Spaniard
King James Spaniel
Westminster Terrier
Rhode Island Ridgeback
Palmeranian
Copper Spaniel
Black Labrador (the dog's actual color was yellow)
Dorky Terrier
Lopso Apso
El Paso (another attempt at Lhasa Apso)
Highland Heeler
Alaskan Malibu
Belgian Manawa
Basket Hound Bagel
Wild Haired Terrier
Carrion Terrier
Wineamimer
Rockwelders
Rottenwiler
Great Pekingese
Great Pyramid
Miniature Datsun
Irish Settler
Jack Daniels Terrier
Borderline Collie
Chevy King Charles
Goverment Pinscher
From the MVMA Newsletter, June 2003
Question: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there.
German Shepherd: All right, stop where you are. Who busted the light? I said, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
Hound dog: Zzzzzzzzz....
A surgery rhyme
There was an old man with a hernia,
Who said to the doctor, "Durn ya,
When you work on my middle,
Make sure you don't fiddle
With things that do not concern ya!"
Submitted by Mr. Rolan Anderson